Roxas: Hey Marluxia.
Marluxia: Hi Roxas. Oh it is so funny that you would show up right now. I actually had something to ask you. Err Xemnas put me in charge of this fabulous castle 'cause apparently he was tired of me for sneaking into the showers or something I don't know. Anyway, I wanted to ask you if...
Lexaeus: Marluxia you damn fruit cake, why'd you have to put me in the basement? What is that some sort of slave quarters?
Marluxia: Oh you silly billy. I put Zexion down there too.
Lexaeus: God damn ghost! Creepy as hell. I don't want him down here, I'm staying here in the first class area in your God damn work castle!
Marluxia: Lexaeus I think you're over reacting just a little bit okay? Anyway, I hate the smell of fried chicken and I can't have you stealing my watermelons.
Lexaeus: Just 'cause I'm black, doesn't mean I steal things!
Roxas: I'm gonna go now.
Lexaeus and Marluxia: Shut up!
Marluxia: Okay I'll put Vexen down there too if you really want company that badly.
Lexaeus: Aww hell no, not that old b******. I swear to God he's more annoying than Bob Segal when he does what's funny.
Marluxia: Okay okay geez! Oh you're such a grumpy glum.
Lexaeus: If you put Vexen down here, I will rip him to shreds, I'll cut him in half with my tomahawk then I'll rip his head and throw him at Zexion.
Marluxia: That's what I was gonna have Axel do anyway.
Lexaeus: Oh God damn!
Vexen: Hey Lexeaus, what did the black guy say to the white gay guy?
Lexaeus: Oh God he did send you down here!