Larxene: Okay, I'm a single girl surrounded by twelve or so single gorgeous men. Lets see who we have to work with.
Vexen: Hi Larxene!
Larxene: Not even close.
Vexen: Hey I have feelings too you know?
Larxene: Lets see who we have here.
Lexaeus: Yeah what's this jive turkey? Out of my face please or I'll make you my b**** but not like the ones I cap at night in yo momma's house.
Larxene: And apparently he can't speak English. Not sexy. Oooo who do we have here?
Axel: Oh ice cream I'll never leave you again!
Larxene: Okay not looking for a three way especially one involving frozen food. Oooo hello cutie.
Roxas: (Sigh) Axel.
Larxene: Aww gay and a little too young. I don't need a mark on my record. Ooo la la!
Larxene: Eww abusive. Never mind.
Narrator: Hours later.
Larxene: Just about every guy who works here throws my gate out of whack.
Larxene: Just how many women have you been with hot stuff?
Narrator: Disorganization thirteen.